Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 23, 2022

Better fire up the GPS.

Duh, obviously!

He could have been a little more clear: Take the Exit Road Exit, Turn right on Right Street, Go straight on Straight Street to the Deadend Motel at the Deadend.

Obviousville…sister city to Duhtown

Just don’t turn down the Good Intentions paved road. It goes straight to Heck.

Not sure, but I think I’m on the Right Road right now, and it surely will end in a deadend.

You can’t get there from here.

“Who me? Well, folks around here just call me Cap’n.”

And still they lead me back, to the long winding road.

O Lord, give us a sign…

No one’s commented on the obvious problem with the directions. If he turns right onto Right, how does he get onto Straight Road? I assume it crosses Right Street, so should he turn left or right there? Obviously, it’s not so obvious.

Why does he have a pitchfork on a road under a sign? Not sure I trust him for directions.

Recalculating.

Then when you get to the fork in the road – take it.

Avoid the cross road, folks there are always mad at something.

The search for the “Real Nowhere Man”.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQiOA7euaYA

Sad thing is, there ARE streets with names like that. I been past Straight Path (which it is, for the most part), Knota Road, Access Road, and The Boulevard…..