Herman by Jim Unger for January 16, 2022

Where’s Ernie?

Toupee…or not Toupee

It’ mine – bought and paid for. And I still have the receipt.

Bert’s a little thin on top, and it ain’t just the hair.

But he does have his own teeth. And a receipt from the dentist to prove it.

Will, its pronounced Ta-kei, like Tou-pai

Uncle Louis!

Oh yeah? Is that your real coat or did you borrow someone’s camping tent?

I was driving down the highway one time and saw a guy do a quick look back for a lane change. His toupee flew off into the back seat! I was laughing so hard I about wrecked my car.

It’s EXACTLY what HE WANTED YOU TO DOOOOOOOO

No, it’s rented…

OK correction, is that you original hair.

He pulled himself right out from under the rug.

I actually do have my real hair. I actually have 3 or 4 of them. I may give each 1 a name.

Toupee whoopee!!!

Some of my hair fell off my head—and landed on my face.

Yep, paid for it, got the receipt. Wanna see that, too?