Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 15, 2021

Its all about relevance ;)

I wonder how many times unicorns have sued the publishing company for not including the “this book is a work of fiction” disclaimer.

Ehh, I’ll wait for the movie.

I thought that every UNICORN book was like those fancy kid’s books where they replace all names and characteristics by the owner’s ?

That’s very astute, Phoebe.

What if this whole thing was the book group trolling Marigold. Getting her to agree to a week of magic induced silence and then making her read about a fictional Unicorn who is beautiful:-D.

it’s an autobiography?

No one can say Marigold doesn’t have high self-esteem!

Wait ‘til next year and you’ll be able to see it on Netflix.

I kind of want to see what a literature course in unicorn school is like now. Not for too long tho, 5 min at most.

How long before Mari accuses this Cherrycake Shining Hooves of plagiarism?

Maybe Marigold wrote it using a pseudonym back in the past and forgot she did it.

Goes without saying. Soooo…will Johnny Depp want the Marigold role? I understand he likes a ‘stretch’ role.

Now that I think about it, it would make sense for all of the unicorn characters in unicorn literature to be basically mary sues.

“CHAPTER ONE. I am the loveliest and best unicorn ever.If I told you how I became this way, you would not believe me. However, if you wish to learn what finally happened to me at the end of this story- YOU’D BETTER BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!

It all began quite a long time ago, when I was a mere experiment, on a planet millions and billions and trillions of miles away. Give or take five feet.I was…………………"

Of course it’s fiction……

Could be simply a misleading title. I mean, “The Catcher in the Rye” didn’t have an actual catcher in actual rye.

Hmm, let me guess, it’s about Cherrycake Shining Hooves?