Monty by Jim Meddick for December 21, 2021

“… and simply putting my window blinds down and closed is too much hassle.”

Dreaming? You know, he knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. It’s the New FBI!

You have blinds on the windows for a reason. Sheesh!

light timers!

Could be arranged…

Install it on the other side of the house…

I dreamt last light of the three weird sisters. Last night I dreamt I went to Manderlay again.

At least those DEA boys have the spirit of Christmas, with their snowflake and candy cane targeting gear. Your tax dollars at work, folks!

Those things are really obnoxious, not Christmas-y and subject to vandalism because they have to be away from the house to project onto it.

Afraid I don’t do much in the way of Christmas decorating. I do enjoy seeing the neighbor’s displays.

So common…

Hardy har har – It’s not so funny if it’s true

Monty just saved himself a horrendous January power bill!

Monty is the dimmest bulb in the pack.

You should be so lucky, you techno-flop!

Pleasant dreams!