Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 17, 2021

When are you gonna put the guy on Pete?

Could be worse, he could have casted a Mariah Carey type spell, and he’d be singing her annoying Christmas song in her voice.

Second verse same as the first.

Bung: You put him on what? The Wiz: Repeat.

Bung: You put him on what? The Wiz: Repeat.

…

Ah this must be how customer support worked in the medieval ages.

Or manufacturers’s defect in one of the grooves. I had a friend who listened to the same drum riff from a warped groover for several hours straight when he was on acid. Well… not exactly straight while he was on acid but you catch The Count’s drift. No, not yrs trly. But thanks for asking.

There are a few songs I’ll listen to over and over. Hey Bulldog being one of my favorites…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4vbJQ-MrKo

Does this make the Wiz a repeat offender?

hopefully it’s a song you like hearing a lot.

The worst of it is he is playing “99 bottles of beer on the wall.” If he gets out of that repeat, we sure won’t like what comes up next. Heaven is where we hear music everywhere; Hell is where we hear music everywhere.

Kind of like: “All I Want for Christmas is You” by Mariah Carey

“Play it again Sam.”

Broke record. De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da (Screech) De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da (Screech) De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da (Screech) De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da (Screech) De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da (Screech) De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da (Screech) De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da ….

Broken record spell activated!

He doesn’t know any other tune.

“But every time I put him on ‘Shuffle’, he does a ‘Soft-Shoe’…”

( ͡ ﹏ʖ ͡  )

Like my mind and “A Thousand Years” these past few days.

This comic is about zap and violins.

Maybe he’s playing “the devil went down to Georgia’ on repeat, Wiz might like Charlie

Dormammu, I’ve come to bargain.