Kliban by B. Kliban for January 12, 2022

Nothing to see here. Move along.

…and you should see how the toaster reacted!

Who you gonna call? TOASTSUCKERS!!!

Call him “Hot Lips Norman”…

Sucked her toaster? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Norman is absolutely typical in every way, with the exception of that toaster-sucking thing…

Looks like she might have to go in the other room if she wants to keep her secret.

As observed in an old Mad magazine edition: There’s someone for everyone in this weird world.

He’s a keeper.

Even Sigmund Freud wouldn’t touch this joke. :)

Wow, a two slicer!

Just don’t slip it the tongue.

Must be some sort of euphemism.

(If she is secretly thrilled, I’d like to play poker with her.)

Was that Norman in the previous cartoon, sucking rocks?