FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 26, 2022

Not helping your father’s case, Jason.

Quincy had the right idea. Catcher in the Rye is better eaten than read.

Would a Catcher in the Rye salad help? Some people do their best thinking on the “throne”.

Catcher In The Rye was OK, but I enjoyed Catcher In The Wry (by Bob Uecker) much better.

I preferred drinking the rye!

It is my contention that if you want to write well, read well.

I’ve set my sights high on Tolkien, Asimov and Clancy.

Roger should look at the other side of the story. Don’t focus on your fellow classmates who made it big, look at those who didn’t make it as far as you. At least five of my HS classmates have already passed away. Be grateful you’re still breathing.

Quincy ate a book? Well, as my great aunt used to say, “this too shall pass”….

LOL

Looks like he’s disturbed enough already.