Some guys do’t like beer. Some like scotch and some like fruity drinks with little umbrellas in them. And then there are those who don’t indulge at all…on purpse.
Can’t swear to this, but it rings true: Frank Sinatra took a break between sets in Vegas. A stage hand walked out and handed him a glass of Jack Daniels. Sinatra took a sip and said to the audience, I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s the best they will feel all day.
GROG Premium Member over 2 years ago
Some guys do’t like beer. Some like scotch and some like fruity drinks with little umbrellas in them. And then there are those who don’t indulge at all…on purpse.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 2 years ago
Yeah, but that’s only guys that are too lazy to hold them by themselves… As in that Beatles tune:
Baby can you hold my beer?
Yes, I am a pain in rear
Hold it higher and come near
Pat my back till I burp
William Bednar Premium Member over 2 years ago
Dang, he’s right! I’m not holding a beer!
Ubintold over 2 years ago
Beer is the answer, but I forgot the question.
Knightman Premium Member over 2 years ago
braaaaap!!!
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 2 years ago
Impkins & Patsnozzle gonna love today’s strip!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Yeah. “All those starving kids in China would love that broccoli.” I think we sent to much of that food we wouldn’t eat as kids to China.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 2 years ago
Elvin understands the big “pitcher.”
JoshHere over 2 years ago
That’s a depressing thought
schaefer jim over 2 years ago
Yeah there is always someone to mess up your speech if it is not slurred!
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
He only has to look at you Eno to feel better.
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
A lot of us……
tjason910 over 2 years ago
true
Buckaroobanzai over 2 years ago
well I’m not one of them
cor_en_fa over 2 years ago
Can’t swear to this, but it rings true: Frank Sinatra took a break between sets in Vegas. A stage hand walked out and handed him a glass of Jack Daniels. Sinatra took a sip and said to the audience, I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s the best they will feel all day.