Close to Home by John McPherson for December 03, 2021

Be careful Bleeb. One of those guys could stomp you into next week.

I didn’t think there was anything better than “front row seats”. I guess I was wrong.;-D

the only thing closer would to be the ball…

Prick ball sucks.

You wish you weren’t this close once when that lunatic wrinkled streak enters the field…

Can that dome withstand a ton of beef arriving at 30 ft/second?

It’s like we’re in the middle of the action.

Bleeb is running toward the middle of the action as a ref would, showing of his observational skills. Way to go, Bleeb. Or . . . maybe he is just running away from Dalcon?

Yeah but what if you gotta use the bathroom?

I wonder if that is more possible than I originally thought? I mean holographic sports presentation. Transmitting helmet cam, bodycam, and sideline cam shots into a database to be presented as VR in goggles or a helmet for the user.

…at $5k apiece!

Not much of a sideline there. Must be Arena Football? :)

HELMET BLEEB, HELMET!! Do you want the dain bramage?!

But are they on the 50 yard line?

I think they’re gonna get a penalty for interference.

Great idea, invisible seating right in the middle of the action. Now, how to make that happen?

Looks like something Jerry Jones would come up with.

Time for that English novelty song ‘We All Love Football’.

Must be “leg men”.

You’ll be able to sniff the balz.