Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 08, 2021

“What should I do now, Doc?” “Suture self”

Yeah, got to retrieve the forceps and sponge for the next patient!!

Hand on heart…..

The Doc’s handy work.

That´s a very inconvenient pacemaker.

Just rip it apart if you don’t like your handiwork..

Mr. Bates, you have quite a sense of humor. You have me in stitches!

“I’ve got to hand it to you Doc.”

“Turn your head and cough, please.”

I’m glad that didn’t happen with my prostatectomy…

Either the anesthesia was wearing off, or the insurance was running out…

The doc likes to keep his hand in.

Most likely the insurance ran out!

“You don’t mind… I think I left my beer in here somewhere!”

Not a foot. Could be the patient’s right hand. What is that sticking out of his chest?

He’s still looking for his watch.

Is that doctor a member of the band of the Red Hand?

He’s looking for the Junior Mint.

At least it wasn’t colon surgery.

looks like he wasn’t cut out to be a surgeon…

Doc, they WARNED you in medical school, not to become attached to your patients.