Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 30, 2021

Around the coroner.

You pass through live wires and you’re going to worry about spiders?

I wouldn’t wanna deal with spiders either if I didn’t have a form that could enable me to grab something to kill them with.

I still remember walking into their webs. Not fun.

I don’t like spiders and snakes…

A big difference between Iraq and Iran. In Iran, everyone is afraid of spiders. In Iraq, no phobia. Iraq no phobia, get it? I kill me, bwahahaha

We all have our limits.

Carry on luggage.

Once I was getting into the tub at a funky place I rented decades ago, and there, right at eye height, was a wolf spider about 2 1/2 inches across, coming out from behind the paneling next to the tub. That woke me up, but good.

Spiders make great roommates.

Just being courteous not to scare the spiders.