Free Range by Bill Whitehead for December 04, 2021

Get some with kangaroo “pouches” for heavy carting.

Heck, I’d be happy to get men’s shirts with pockets. I think most of the buyers are women and have no clue that men like pockets in their shirts.

It’s not just men who need pockets for their Stuff.

I heard Carol Burnett talk about her show gowns once. She says that they all have to have pockets. It’s one of her OCD things.

“Hey, we can save 3/8 of a cent on every pair if we make the pockets 2 inches deep. Or 5/8 if we go with fake pockets.”

What they need to make is a cargo pantsuit or cargo dress.

Pick pockets done stole ’em all.

Love sturdy deep pockets. Hate carrying a purse. :-p

YES!!

Nope, how about a Dooney and Bourke knock-off.

I do have to say that was one of my recently deceased wife’s major pet peeves. She didn’t carry a purse or wallet and “liked” when the weather was colder because she had a jacket with pockets.

My wife never uses them.. but deal breakers on any apparel without pockets.. no matter how good the sale discount.

Women’s clothes with real pockets? Isn’t that against the law?

Most times I need to go to Kohl’s over the river to find golf/polo’s with pockets. Their house brand shirts are great.

I extended a back pocket in the last pair of pants I bought to fit my cell phone. Sure it messes up the silhouette, but I want to carry my phone, and I don’t like people looking at my butt.

After I quite smoking, no need for the shirt pocket. Now pant pockets are a real must!

Thank you Mr. Whitehead! This one made me feel seen. Now, can we talk about little girls pants being tight little sausage casings???

Hell yes! How do I get on your mail list?