Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 08, 2021

You know the end is near when an apex predator slaps one of those " nutrition facts " sticker on your behind

They’re be a better stand down the block

Only 200 calories per [(indecipherable unit)].

Sauerkraut counts as a vegetable.

If I ate hot dogs every day, I might worry about what was in them.

It does not hurt to once in a while not to worry about nutrition

The one’s , at Costco are just great , the mustard and relish …. super great !

The desire to eat is more of a desire to survive because you’ll starve to death if you never get food.

When ingredients are listed in 5 point type, who can read what actually is included in most prepared foods? You either like it or you don’t. Its unreadable ‘formula’ is a moot point.

I’ve read that every time you eat a hot dog it takes 6 minutes off your life.

Or I just made that up. One or the other.

I wonder if not eating would be worse than eating a street vendor hot dog?

The last thing we need is a lecture on nutrition from a hot dog vendor.

Perhaps, but sometimes a Chicago dog hits the spot. :)

Perhaps the vendor knows exactly what happened to Jimmy Hoffa. Hey I read “The Jungle” by Upton Sinclair and Upton implied that the occasional worker suddenly vanished at those Chicago meat packing plants back in the day, this fact definitely adds some mystery to the real composition of “mystery meat” such as hot dogs, Vienna sausage, potted meat and the meat varieties of Banquet frozen dinners. Caveat Emptor…..

It’s not wanting it that’s the means you don’t care.

It’s the buying and eating it that might show you don’t care.

The Ingredients List is “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” and/or “You Don’t Wanna Know”.

Not really true. I have ended up ordering something different after reading nutrition info. I only throw caution to the wind on my birthday.

People who rail against this stuff presuppose you don’t eat anything but! Like the idiot who ate fast food burgers everyday for a month and surprise, gained weight. This was supposed to be a surprise?

Better you should get one of those ultraprocessed plant-based fake meat sausages.

They could add that to cigarette packages too.

Gee, this is kinda like “The Fact that you vote Republican is proof that you don’t care about what happens to America.”

I’ll go straight for the Louisiana Hot Link

I predict that one day the hot dog will be hailed as healthy.Eating only muscle meat is poor nutrition. We need glands and connective tissue in our diet.And don’t mention salt. Healthy kidneys take all the extra salt out.

My BFF (RIP) defined RCAF mess hall food as nutritionally acceptable. (no points for presentation)

The more they don’t want to tell me, the more I want to know. Until I don’t.

Yes, even with the all beef hot dogs, you can only wonder what parts of the beef we’re talking about.

Before he bites your a** off.

“Nutritional information: Don’t even ask. This is the best ice cream made in Wisconsin, and it tastes so good because it has gobs of rich Wisconsin cream, tons of real ingredients for boat-loads of luscious flavors. That means it’s not low-fat, low-calorie, or low-anything, and that’s why everyone loves it. You want nutrition, eat carrots.” —Chocolate Shoppe Ice Cream (Madison, Wisconsin), product disclaimer

Man, that is really obnoxious enough. The advertiser has hit a chord with that statement, but qualifies the regulatory bodies.

Put that on the McDonald’s menu

this cartoon makes me want to eat a couple hot dogs loaded with slaw and chili……. mmmmm good!!! in a split top hot dog bun, lightly buttered and toasted in the skillet before loading up with said hot dog and condiments….. breakfast of champions!

You can’t say you weren’t told.

skinny people may inherit the world….

(does not imagine self saying the dialogue of one of the characters in this cartoon in a natural way)