I hear that smoking is bad for you. (Side note: Both my parents smoked. And mom while died from several things, COPD was a major reason. So I never ever tried to pick-up the habit. Saved a lot of money that way too.)
My neighbor has a new flag which says Fink Biden. At least I think that’s what it says. The middle of the word is missing, replaced by an American flag.
C over 2 years ago
That was a half-baked idea
B UTTONS over 2 years ago
Do not challenge a dragon to a BBQ bake-off.
Gent over 2 years ago
And how does he still has that hand?
Darth_Walrus_1975 over 2 years ago
With ole Rodney, failure is always an option.
Jayalexander over 2 years ago
If you’re going to offer a hand do NOT scratch first.
coratelli over 2 years ago
LOOOL!
Imagine over 2 years ago
“Give Food”?
What, himself?
DaveG1960 over 2 years ago
“Head for the burns unit”
DaveG1960 over 2 years ago
Poor thing, all he wanted was a quiet smoke…..
RLG Premium Member over 2 years ago
Now he has Great balls on fire.
DavidPlatt over 2 years ago
He really made an ash of himself this time.
loridobson Premium Member over 2 years ago
You forgot rule #1: rub belly.
Doug K over 2 years ago
Success! Checklist Complete. The Dragon is Tamed!
jagedlo over 2 years ago
Another Id-iotic decision by Rodney!
Prey over 2 years ago
Once saw a Garfield strip where he had a tyre track on his belly, the caption was “Learning that some things can´t be intimidated”.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 2 years ago
good thing those are cartoon third degree burns……
sandpiper over 2 years ago
Not like old Rod. He is the furthest thing from aggressive of any warrier ever know.
geese28 over 2 years ago
Should’ve practiced on Henry first
flemmingo over 2 years ago
Taming a dragon is like taming a Florida gator. You give it plenty of room. They can outrun you.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Looks like aggression doesn’t work….I smell smoke….
1953Baby over 2 years ago
Speaking of dragons, I just finished a very entertaining YA novel titled Dragonhaven, by Robin McKinley. Fun stuff, and the Audible version is great!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Scratch her behind the ears. If you can get close enough to do it, you will likely survive long enough to realize there are better things die doing.
littlejohn Premium Member over 2 years ago
I hear that smoking is bad for you. (Side note: Both my parents smoked. And mom while died from several things, COPD was a major reason. So I never ever tried to pick-up the habit. Saved a lot of money that way too.)
Goat from PBS over 2 years ago
Dragons are not dogs… unless you’re the Wizard.
rshive over 2 years ago
From a long unpublished handbook. There’s a reason that it’s been long unpublished.
Camiyami Premium Member over 2 years ago
This has the essence of Looney Tunes… Wile E. Coyote anyone? :D
Cincoflex over 2 years ago
last one: get char-broiled
blakerl over 2 years ago
Ouch! Oh Ouch! “Now cut hat out”! Ouch, ouch oh no!!! Dragon training is painful.
comixbomix over 2 years ago
NOW is when he finally decides to show some backbone???
kathleenhicks62 over 2 years ago
Doesn’t work huh?
poppacapsmokeblower over 2 years ago
That last one only works if you actually dominate the dragon. “There is no ‘try’ only ‘fry’ or ‘roast’.”
KEA over 2 years ago
Well, at least he now knows several ways that don’t work
Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago
But whatever you do, NEVER look him directly in the eyes. He will see that as a challenge and call you on it every time.
hagarthehorrible over 2 years ago
The smoked limbs are working, though.
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
That third one would have caused me some concern……
christelisbetty over 2 years ago
That happens when you only read the chapter title. If read further, you’d know , "assert dominance, by mounting from the rear.
MT Wallet over 2 years ago
My neighbor has a new flag which says Fink Biden. At least I think that’s what it says. The middle of the word is missing, replaced by an American flag.
da reader over 2 years ago
I am suprised that the food didn’t work