B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 04, 2021

just remember to wash it when you do

He wants it back now so you might have to be put to sleep permanently so he can cut it out since doing the Heinrich maneuver on a turtle is difficult.

“In a few days I won’t WANT it back! Yuck!”

If I were him, I’d buy a new ball from Peter.

Mark it up as a hole in one and move on.

heimlich ?

Will the golf ball be cleaned and turtle-waxed?

That assumes that the turtle is able to pass the ball.

“There’s good eating in one of those” ~ Small Gods ~ Terry Pratchett

Play it as it lies.

In prehistoric days men beat the ground with sticks and swore oaths. Today we call it golf.

That too shall pass.

Turtle poo. Turtle poo. Fun to say!!

“Although you may not want it when you do…”

I tried to ignore all of those earlier “course” remarks, but I can’t. It’s simply par for the course!

It’ll be the dimpled egg in the middle of the clutch.

That’s okay. You can keep it.

Playing through.

For now, it’s an unplayable lie.

Things have to work their way out. Just be patient.

They have that problem in Florida but its always with alligators. Golfers never wait, they take the extra stroke and drop. That is probably why they never show the BIG tournaments there. Even a Tiger can not go up against a Gator!

Freshly shined!!

Not if I have a club in my hand and feel like turtle soup for dinner, Capt’n shouty!

That.. was the inspiration for those ball washing stations.

Curls… Now I-I feel sullied and unusual. Yup, I’m good with it! You can keep the ball.

But, you have to do the digging out!

Its his fault for looking like the ninth hole in putt- putt golf

Keep it.

Days? Give John a bunch of prunes.

Enema

Just make sure it’s washed when you give it back.

Leave it on his pillow.

Be expecting some discoloration…

Nope. Forget it. Keep it.

“poolf”

The Heimlich is possible in this strip. The turtle’s shell is bigger on the inside, and we’ve seen the turtle exit the shell.