Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for November 30, 2021

I’m surprised Kevin didn’t detention for the day — in a locked room….with no windows.

If Mrs. Campbell has never been married why is she MRS. Campbell?

That’s a yes.

But her name MRS. Campbell! Don’t you pay attention?

Mrs. Campbell just slapped her forehead, leaned forward on her desk, and asked herself why she gets all the stoopid ones.

I never asked my teacher a question like that, or any of the other nuns.

Kevin’s been taking lessons from Caulfield.

I can answer but this is a family cartoon.

:*(