Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 03, 2021

Was that an elevator door, horsie?

At least your big snoot will cushion the shock of the impact.;-D

A nickel won’t even buy a bandage to cover a sore nose…

If it hurts too much, walk into a bar.

Wandering demolition – please horsey check your vision

Doo, doo, doo, walkin’ into a door

There have to be less painful ways to make money

Not to say that I’m not usually in pain when I get off work, but at least I do make a bit more than a nickel

butt, don’t let the door hit you in the @$$ again on the way out Horace…!

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve said “If I had a nickel…”

Some horses will do anything for a nickel….

If wishes were horses beggars would eat well.

X in one hand, wishes in the other. See which fills up first.

When you wish upon a star like Alpha Centauri, it takes about four years go get there and four years to get back.

Not me, Horace. But I might do it for a dollar.