Pickles by Brian Crane for November 29, 2021

No of course not. Whatever gave you that idea.

Now someone needs to shake out Earl.

You don’t tug on Superman’s cape

You don’t (you know) into the wind

You don’t pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger

And you ALWAYS shake rugs down wind

Did Earl shake the blanket at the front door or the back door? It depends where the wind was blowing.

Been there, done that.

No, some men just get hairier with age.

Methinks Opal knew it was windy!!

“Yeah. It’s pretty hairy.”

Opps !

Advice: Never wear black around a dog!

Opal, What else could a dog’s blanket be covered with but dog hair?

Static electricity?

I put the pet bedding in the dryer on fluff with an unscented dryer sheet to dehair them.

Take Roscoe’s blanket outside, and find out for yourself, Opal.

Things have gotten a little hairy for Earl!

It may be better next time to beat it with a broom from a distance.

Clothes: to the washer. Earl: to the shower.

Anyone with a Dalmatian knows shaking out the blanket never gets the hair off…

Earl is lame at times…..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ljp0ko6ySeY

She KNEW it was windy out there..!!!!!!

Run it on air only in the dryer. . .

“Oh, it’s all right, I haven’t had this much hair for quite a while…”

nothing gets clean without something else getting dirty

What’s wrong with dog hair, anyway? You want cat hair, get a cat.

Earl is trying to figure out how to collect all those hairs and glue them to his head.

Eww. Are the washer and dryer broken? It’s best to put the blanket in the washer with a little degreaser to get the body oils out and put it through the dryer a few times to get the hair out. All you get by shaking it out in the wind is a very smell, hairy old man.

Opal, doesn’t your vacuum have an attachment you could clean Earl & Roscoe with ?

Not really! When shaking a blanket put the wind to your back and all the hair will be "Gone with the Wind!

Always shake things while facing down wind.

I don’t think I have ever had something I could actually shake animal hair out of!