Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for November 27, 2021

…and joined a medication class.

It would be easier to just use a scented mat.

She shouldn’t fail just for asking a question like that.

If the instructor fails her for this, it is the instructor who has really failed.

like ed gruberman, dawn must learn patience or receive a boot to the head!…

With price of incense and Gurus, I need a mendication class!

Ooooooooooooommmmmmmm …oh crap

God grant me patience. RIGHT NOW !

As George Costanza would say… Serenity now!!!

Instant incense is good to have when you , uh, break wind in class.

(starts up microwave) Ahh, that’s nice……….. BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!

Later, she had a root canal without anesthesia, enabling her to transcend dental medication. * b’dum tssshhhh *

When I first saw the headline, I read “mediation.”

And then the ship she was on wasn’t allowed through the Straits of Gibraltar. She failed Mediterranean.