Jen Sorensen for November 09, 2021

As the saying goes – “You do not bring a knife to a gun fight!!!”

/SHEESH/

If you like Nazis, you’ll just love rethugicans…

Start their own “news” station like fox.

The answer to the age-old question parents have asked their children — “If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off, too? — these days, is likely to be, “Sure!”

The same seems to be true of national political parties. Eventually some will notice the pile of bones at the base of the cliff and decline to jump. But the credulous jumpers will always be flinging themselves down, often in groups holding hands together.

History displays many such ossuaries, perhaps too neatly stacked and deodorized to be effectively instructive.

If the voters — rather than the DNC — chose the candidates to represent them, who would have been the Democratic contenders for president?

There are actual Fascii on the wall behind Speaker Pelosi.

Here’s an idea. A nice military suit for Biden (think North Korea) and Kamala as Zena, Warrior Princess.

How about Democrats stop making excuses and remember to cast ballots in the off cycle elections ?

Oh, the irony – these are the ideas that they’re losing to.

Pray it doesn’t happen. Somebody must stay sane.

What our leaders need is some lictors.

Democrats have always been like a “herd” of cats, and getting them to come to agreement is much like dealing with cats. But, in the end, they do a great job of actually GOVERNING the country, unlike the other party (which is much like a pack of dogs) which has trouble doing anything except taking care of their monied friends. Don’t believe me? Read some actual history (I know, reading hurts, especially comprehending what you read).

This is EXACTLY what happens when you spend thirty plus years “reaching out across the aisle” in the “spirit of bipartisanship”, halving the loaf, “triangulating” and allowing “no air space on the right”. The “moderates” and “centrists” became Republicans while the Republicans became unspeakable. Now what passes for a Left in this country is significantly to the Right of Nixon. Our conservatives are actual fascists. And the country is doomed.

Apparently, fighting right-wing populist idiocy and the middle fickles will be a long battle.

Jen always has the best cartoons.

Just show them The Twisted Cross movies in 8th grade like my school did.