Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for November 26, 2021

Those arms look great for making receptions and are probably pretty good for making arm-tackles in the case of an interception.

Prick ball sucks to hear about it.

too much suspension of disbelief – he’s not nearly tall enough or fit enough…

I hear he runs a 4.3 in the 10 yard ‘dash’.

…Boxing!

He looks more like a center, or a lineman. Unless he has great speed, he’ll never make it as a receiver.

Wrong color.

Long arms are good, but can you take a hit?

Well, he’s got the wide part down, but he’s gonna wind up with calluses on his knuckles.

Talk about a knuckle dragger!

That actually is pretty good news…