Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 02, 2021

Dad went into that tunnel years ago and never left

And of course, there’s another 10 or 20 surprise toll gates in that tunnel.

That must be the Gang Aft Agley tunnel.

I’ve never liked B-musement. Why settle for a B, when with a slight change of attitude, you can have A-musement?

They seem to come out at a higher point than where they entered!

Talk about being sold down the river…

As in love, the bait vs the reality payoff!

Right next door to the Disenchanted Forest …

Brutal.

“The Fates lead the willing, and drag the unwilling.”

(Seneca the Younger)

Man plans, God laughs.

He is only showing those that fail or get sidetracked. There are others coming out the other end successfully. Also failure is not the end. Make another big plan and try again.

I found this very bemusing!

I’m not sure if that indicates a dead end or a tragedy, but I’m pretty sure my previous CEO thought of it.

we go into life figuring the world owed us moolah, only to find out the world planned on squishing us like some inconsequential bug. Serves us right.

Looks like a good place for the Wiley Bears to feed

Man, I’ve been on that ride over and over… It spits me out, and I push the boat back in the water…

I wonder if they repair and recycle the boats? It would be a waste of boats if they don’t. Also, people could get suspicious when they see the pile of boats around the corner as they enter the tunnel. Yeah, I’m analyzing this too much.

Wait ’til they get to the Roller Coaster of Life.

It isn’t a boat or a roller coaster. It’s a train without timetable or conductor, with occasional shunts to sidings for reflection, then on the the only terminal.

No Plan ever survives first contact with the enemy.

According to a book I read about the Wright brothers a local land owner let them use a field without charge for practice flights. He said later that he felt sorry for the poor kids with their crazy plans.

We never had a tunnel of love, only parked cars of love

Looks to me like “The Tunnel of Best-laid Plans”.

I have found that trying to make plans for myself is like standing on railroad tracks with earbuds in.

Romantic plans,or plans in general?

Now,a question that has had me scratching my head for decades.

In HOME ALONE,when the Mother comes home at the end of the picture;why doesn’t SHE do a pratfall on the iced-up front steps??

The Democratic party agenda finally explained.

This Ride is Biden’s BBB plan in one panel, not 1,000’s of pages and $5,000,000,000,000 of silly pipe dreams.

They had lofty plans!

Did anybody else look up “bemuse” to be sure of understanding what it means?

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/bemuse

Man proposes, god disposes.

I have to admit, that’s been my life.

this would work better with a catapult.

Think about it, everything’s better with a catapult.

When I was just a little panda, I used to build catapults (small ones) and never poked out any eyes. Came close a couple of times.

Another failed Trump enterprise……..

HOW DO YOU MAKE GOD LAUGH ? ….TELL HIM YOUR PLANS

(sigh) Reminds me of my old dreams for a theme park I would call The Musement Park. It would be very educational.

Robert Burns