Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 25, 2021

This way he can sit among his peers.

And you got the wizard in the same room to grant you wishes.

It’s called Social distancing

Nothing to lose your head over

Best of all, you won’t get roped into the stupid game of “Charades” the adults all play after the meal.

I don’t care where I sit, as long as I get to eat!

Best to all from our home and our hearts

Just “Suzie likes Billy, I mean like LIKES Billy, but Billy likes…”

I fear you won’t be getting any turkey either. These guys are vegans.

Ah, the children’s table. Memories!

He hasn’t heard what’s been going on in the schools these days!

You must be at least this tall to sit at the big kids table.

But the guy who made the planning arrangements is sure doomed to the dungeons.

You’ll probably have a much more civil conversation!

LOL!

The “kids” table is the fun table! However, due to that attitude, I’m no longer allowed to sit at the “kids” table.

Sorted by size, not by age.

Is it me or does Blanche really look ticked off?

Besides, the King gets to sit with people his own size.

In my 40’s I STILL had to sit at the children’s table.

No but the mean spirited size jokes will surely ensue…

“Oh, I’m so sorry Father, I seem to have put you next to an atheist at the party, do you mind?”

“Oh, I don’t mind atheists. I don’t have to talk shop!” – Father Brown.

Frankly, the fink should be more comfortable around short people who he can probably take in an arm-wrestling contest.

I hope the two he’s sitting with give him a wedgie.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERBODY

YAY!! The PARADE IS BACK

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

Rule 1, No discussing, politics, religion, or bad weather. During Thanksgiving Dinner.

Uh oh the fink mentioned the “p” word eyes the comment section nervously

You have way more fun at the kids’ table.

Ahh, the “Kiddie Table”, where we put the adults we can spare…. :)

They would talk turkey instead.

I don’t know…my nieces had a pretty lively debate over just how mean Scar was to Mufasa and Simba. One said Scar was a “meanie head”, but the other was very adamant that he was a “meanie-butt”. The third one could see both sides, and felt Scar was just “a really big meanie”.

It’s nothing compared to the argument over who is the “Bestest Disney Princess…ever.”

Looks like the King has better company then the adults.

Where’s Bung?