The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for November 25, 2021

Oh well so they will be angry with me. They’ll get over it.

All that time lost with fruitless thinking. Tsk.

“Sorry, not sorry.”

Dogs live in Zen time. It’s always now and the future doesn’t exist.

Hey, it doesn’t matter how well trained and behaved your dog is, leaving a ham unattended on the counter is still just asking for trouble! The humans had this coming!

Finders keepers, hyoomans. We finds food, we eats it.

Unattended food is always up for grabs, when you have pets.

A dogs gotta do what a dogs gotta do…

Not sure my dog would’ve even stopped long enough to consider that…

Dog conscience. Right up there with Congressional fiscal responsibility.

That happens every sow often.

In this case, the victims really do deserve the blame.

Live dangerously. At least his belly is full.

Leave food lying out unattended, and the inevitable theft-by-dog-or-cat will occur. Be angry at yourself, because you damn well know better!

I had some friends with an Irish Wolfhound. One Thanksgiving they placed a cooked turkey on the table, went to get the side dishes from the kitchen and when they returned, the Wolfhound had taken the turkey, eaten most of it and their other dogs the rest. My friends had pizza that Thanksgiving. All dogs remained well.

Go for it!

Oh well, they really wanted pizza anyway.

Let’s go counter surfing now, any dog will show you how….

Hey! I know that dog.

Better to ask for forgiveness than permission, they say