Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 09, 2021

Rat may not like it, but I think Goat enjoyed saying that.

And to rub salt in the wound, Pig is going to Spain and Portugal with Goat; leaving Rat all by himself.

A landlord joke!

Karnac the magnificent had slightly better retorts.

I don’t get the joke.

Looks like you crashed and burned on this one Pastis!

I strongly encourage Pastis to jump over a fountain.

Putting that joke together was a real leap.

What would Robert Craig Knievel himself (1938-2007) think of this?

Then there were the two cotton bugs who rented a room, and he became the lessor of two weevils.

And when TWO of the characters got into the room-renting business, and also collaborated to steal from their tenants, those tenants were dealing with the evil of two lessors.

Then there are these two images of those cotton bugs, drawn pretty small:

•   . ☜ this one is the lesser of two weevils

and so it goes.

One of the two weevils bowls.

Toss ’im into Snake River Canyon for that one, Rat. :-)

Pig will, in time, branch out with Evelution!

At lease Rat didn’t gets the baseball bat this time.

Pastis is moonlighting as an Evel Knievel imitator to make ends meet. He figures if he fails at this job, he’ll be serving others as roadkill.

So it’s true. Some landlords really are pigs.

Don’t “jump” to conclusions, good pun today!

Time to pun-ish the readers again?

I think I read this one before. Is it recycled?

This one was worse than wicked, it was evel!!

The set up and execution was so swift that I was able to survive this pun almost unscathed. Every Pastis strip is like watching an episode of Bertie and Jeeves and hearing, “What’s the worst that could happen?” I genuinely look forward to seeing how far Pastis can go and it’s pretty far.

How many times do I have to tell you? No more puns!

Stephan is kind of a daredevil himself … with some of his puns.

Why is Goat always carrying a mug?

Eh tu, Goat?

Pig is greater than the lesser of the two evils…

Pastis must see himself as Master and Commander of puns.

At least we didn’t have to slog through five panels of a Sunday strip to get to the lame pun.

May a bloated yak change the temperature of your jacuzzi.

These jokes were stunted.

i like my stunts on rye

Don’t pay attention to them, Stephan! They’re just jealous that they didn’t come up with it. I love reading PBS and having a punny thing happen on my way to the forum.

As opposed to last November, when voters had to choose between the evil of two lessers!

Toss him into the Snake River Canyon…

That’s telling him, Goat!

I often criticize Pastis’ long, contrived pun setups. This one flowed nicely. Good work this time.

I couldn’t resist. Any way to annoy Rat is the highlight of my day.

Pig owns an apartment building? Only for Pastis puns.

Many came to see Evel Knievel jump, most came to see him land.

A friend of mine in college was a sculler. He liked to compete in both single and crew rowing, and he won championships in both. He was the best oar of two levels.

Evil Knievel had two rotten movies made about him.George Hamilton?

So let me get this straight. Pig owns property and chooses to live with Rat? Talk about self- inflicted misery!!

A 3rd party candidate ran for office and put out a bunch of unofficial slogans. My favorite was “Not the lesser of two evils, but the least of many”

Story of my live, but I have been retired since 2000.

This strip has finally jumped the bus.

Rat: Why oh why didn’t you approach Pastis with your giant mallet? You know he’ll only do more puns if you let him get away with it!

I like the way Pastis creates these unlikely scenarios just for the sake of the pun. By tomorrow we’ll have forgotten that Pig ever owned an apartment, and it will likely never be brought up again.

OK—-I got this pun and liked it—-but I bet anybody who was born after 2000 has no idea who Evel Knievel is.

Oh, oh or pig could have said “I rented the place to two former motorcycle stunt men” and goat could have said “ahh, the lessor to two Kinevils!” I know, I know….my bad, sorry.

love it!

Funny toon.

Lesser of two weevils?

I believe the doctor’s line afterward is, “He who would pun would pick a pocket!”

Did this strip go down like a flaming rocket??!! …

(Still … I like it !!) … :)

Once the tenants move out, he’ll rent to Don Henley and Joe Walsh. Lessor of two Eagles.

“Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World.” If you’ve not seen it, watch it. Cool flick, which includes a marvelous scene about “…the lesser of….”

Kudos for spelling Evel’s name correctly!

Ahhh! Haven’t had one of these groaners in quite a while!

Thanks, Pastis. We needed that.

The bat, Rat! Please, bring the bat! Or, failing that, do The Hustler thing on his thumbs. For the love of God, stop Cartoon-Boy from inflicting these improbable, forced puns on us!

I don’t get the joke here