Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for October 14, 2021

The insinuation I’m getting is that our lord commanded 9/10 to eat the rest.

And on the seventh day He rested on the rest.

Timothy, Timothy, where on earth did you go? And Davy, and Billy and Jimmy and …

And with a wave of his hand, 975 of us met an untimely death.

Where the idea for communion originated.

The body of Carl…. the body of Dennis….

“This bread is his body, this wine is his blood.”

… and you thought changing water to wine was a miracle!

True meaning of deciMate

Donner Nobis Pacem.

so would 1/10 of a person be enough to feed one person? Just doing the math

MMMMMM long pig.

“Timothy, oh Timothy….”

I doubt they were all fed with fish and loaves, though.

I think the actual solution was probably more along the lines of the “stone soup” parable and everyone shared what they had.