Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 26, 2021

“…with a better agent and with warmer hands.”

I’ve always wondered if politicians and ventriloquists are the same breed. They can all talk out of both sides of their mouth

Why does the ventriloquist look like paid killer John Travolta in “Pulp Fiction?” ;-)

Agents live for the percentage. How much does a ventriloquist make? How good an agent can you get for 15% of nothing?

He lost his last agent because he thought he could put words in the agent’s mouth. It wasn’t what he said, so much as where he put his hand.

I can throw my voice, it’s just that there’s never anyone around to catch it.

Looks like whoever’s pulling Biden’s strings in the near future. Kind of hard for a dummy who bankrupts the federal government, annihilates the country’s shipping and supply chain, and tries to start a war with China to get any future gigs. Let’s go Brandon!

(These deliberately political comments are revenge for every time some other idiot made deliberately political [and often completely ignorant of reality] comments that had nothing to do with the comic itself. They will continue in perpetuity until I’m banned or GoComics disables comments. And don’t bother with a rebuttal; I don’t bother reading replies.)

Sorry little Pinocchio, the Trump and Bannon act is locked down tight.

Please! Do not feed the troll.

And that’s how little Joe Biden met Barry Hussein Soetoro who has been speaking through his empty head ever since. I mean, Come on, man.

A lemming who uses the “Brandon” line should be shunned, if not banned.

Well Ernest, I’ve learned that when I see your name, I just pass it by and give it zero consideration.

For a moment I wondered who wrote the sign for the dummy, then decided the ventriloquist might have a wife.

How about we just enjoy the comic, have a good laugh or chuckle and move on? No political bent responses. Just saying……

In a ‘gig’ economy, it seems the only way to keep getting work is to learn new stuff and move around a lot. It seems to me that we are becoming a bunch of disorganized Tech Gypsies. …Tepsies??

the trolls love ’’brandon’’ …? whozdat?

You all have violated the DNFTT rules! We can do better.

So, in a way, they both ‘need a hand’?

Oh, great a spouter.

Chuck and Bob: The Later Years

Magic is fun.You’re dead.How can you choose your wooden dummy over Ann Margret??

Just don’t go to work for Puppy Killer Fauci

This a very amusing comic strip, not Fox news, don’t care for the strip, then join Fox’s Bulls—t News.

Let’s Ernest Lemmingway!

Oh, I see the orange-headed dummy, # 45, waiting for serendipity.

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The ventriloquist here could use Jeff Dunham’s agent.

About 8 hours ago Mudd said,

If you want to help ban this ‘troll’ hit the flag button to the right of comic. Worked on me. ;>(

Lemmingway – just another Russian or Chinese Troll DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS!