Close to Home by John McPherson for October 22, 2021

Dang, without Bleebs help I’ll never get a date again! At least not a second date, but then I probably wouldn’t get a second date anyhow.

If they agree to a second date with me I have to question their intelligence.

Bleeb’s not being a peeping Tom, for a change.

Not really how smartphones work, but ok…

Facial recognition… one of my most-wanted abilities.

Will it vet near-sighted and far-sighted dates, too?

It’s a good thing they’re not black.

Facial recognition: “I’ve been thinking about your face, again and again.”

They both look like they need a vet….

Bells would be going off for both these characters…

Insert:(Dobie’s “on vacation” comments)

“So, are the words “beware” and “be aware” the same thing? I’m just not aware of why we need both! Wait, should that be “not aware” or “unaware”?

“Crap! Englishing is hard!”

I would order that. I want one for my front door. …and back door. …and car. Pretty much everywhere. Yeah, I’m one of them.

When you read AKA, its time to go home.

Well, if he had been a bank robber he might be able to afford an expensive meal…

That is actually a VERY good idea. Kickstarter and Sharktank – here I come!

I’d be speaking to the person who set this date up.

Anyone ever met a blind date from “America’s most wanted”?….Anyone?

I’ve seen so many true crime shows in which people fell in love with someone who turned out to be a very, very bad person. So, if I were single and met someone whose background I didn’t know, you can bet I’d do some serious research before going further. I married my high school sweetheart, so I didn’t have that problem, thank goodness.

Just because they aren’t on the top ten list just means they are not very good at being very bad!!!

They just might click.