Dogs of C-Kennel by Mick & Mason Mastroianni for October 22, 2021

Nope.

Still nothing has surpassed the support peacock that a stripper tried to bring on the plane.

That tops it for me! :-))

I would imagine the only emotion fleas could support is aggravation.

I have emotional support mosquitoes. Maybe not much longer though. However, “stink bugs” are applying for the vacancies.

Well you got the pest part right.