The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 22, 2021

Clever.

That tomberic is going to leave a nasty yellow stain on all that gauze.

This really happened. It’s gauze awful truth.

Don’t forget to pickup some asp… erin.

He’s too wrapped up in himself

The way I understand it, you cure them like jerky.

his problem is he’s wound too tight…

How about “Head and Shoulders Under Wraps”?

You need some I-o-“die”-n

LOVE THIS! Clever!

I wonder what the gauze of his death was?

Take two Morbidals and call me in the morning.

If that doesn’t work take one I-barf-phrin and sleep it off.

This is a very grave situation ….no hands on deck, report to the Main Lob-by and we will storm the pyramid.

Warning: watch out for slithering asps..it could save your corps!

You’re gonna need some bigger gauze…

“Stops your coffin” Hah-hah

looks like someone fell for the old pyramid scam

The Mummy was disgusted, all that unwrapping just to fart dust.

I’m saving my puns for the post strip wrap-up.

Too…many…puns…must…look…away…

Whatever’s wrong, Mummy will kiss it and make it all better.

Very inter-esting.

The mummy’s curs dogged his afterlife.

It’s the end of the day and he just wants to wind down. Where is the toilet paper roller?

I stay away from mummies. They always walk with their hands out.

Ritalin of the Sphinx-ter?

Hey, Cleopatra, we need more gauze for your bust.

Stay away from Heet1

Now, THAT was funny! And punny!