Herman by Jim Unger for October 19, 2021

Does he want his glasses fixed or his ear fixed so his glasses stay on better?

That was from just trying to get in the door.

I hope his pants don’t fall down!

My wife worked emergency room as a student nurse. She told me about the time she checked in a man who walked in and reported that he had a gunshot wound. When she asked where, he took of his hat!

She also saw the results of a couple motorcycle accidents. She was / is absolutely adamant that I never ride a motorcycle.

Everyone has his/her own priorities. Some things just gotta come first.

LOL! That would never happen…..

From the Before Time.

Either he was hurt previously to his present predicament or he was already doing some self remedies with the bandage on his ankle, bandaids on his side and his butt in a sling.

I fell last night and banged my head on the concrete floor. Blood everywhere! Hubby insisted we go to the ER; I wanted to go to the local Doc-in-a-Box. We arrived at the ER about 9:30 last night (It was just short of standing-room-only when we arrived.) and we left at 6:00 this morning.

That’s awesome.

“Look what the cat dragged in.”

Escaped prisoner?

It seems he already got a little help; he’s got a bandage.

He’s not there for another procedure. Notice he already has bandages. He’s there to complain about the service.

What’s so funny? The Doctor needs be alert when he’s seeing patients, plus he’s only been there for an hour and a half. He hasn’t done his time yet.