Close to Home by John McPherson for October 15, 2021

How can the two of you get it on with all that racket. Would think that be a mood killer.

Easier to just coat the outer knob with Vaseline®.

One time I was 10 years old.

This one time, at band camp…

I hope its worth whatever they find on the other side of the door.

Three shots? Hopefully that means she has three siblings. Hate to think she was a bad shot.

“Oh, no you don’t”! Yells the 9-tear-old daughter, “You two are not having sex while I’m around”!!

Oy

And in nine months, another kid for the daughter to watch. She’ll be complaining about “parentification” on Reddit any minute now.

Wish McPherson would get back from vacation, I really our little friend Bleeb.

Isn’t “a night of romance” what led to the situation in the first place? Lol

So when the Child Protective Services arrive the next day after the neighbors complained of unsupervised children adrift, they were nice and rested.

Alone at last! Can you hear the waves crashing on the shore?

Do Vorkles Vork or just mess around?

Nice to see a healthy relationship…..

“Mom-Dad-Mom-Dad-Mom-Dad-Mom-Dad-Mom-Dad-Mom-Dad-Mom-Dad…”

“WHAAAAT!!!”

“Do we have any PopTarts?”

9-year-old daughter and younger kids? Maybe they should just take the decade off.

I’m in this photo and I don’t like it

To bad Bleeb wasn’t here. It would be an “educational” experience for him. Come on John, you can dub an alien into an old comic!

Do you smell smoke, dear?

My Wife & I always had to listen to the comment of “they’re at it again!”

They’ll assess the damage later.

Little kids are good for nothing.

Po’Dawg! Come back!!!!!!!! Sheesh! Maybe he’s with Bleeb??!!!! :)

This is actually pretty accurate!