Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 19, 2021

Drack has a sweet tooth.

I don’t know if whipped cream will work on vampire bats either.

The misinformation source!

Transylvania troll farm

… and you don’t need a crucifix… Use a Star of David instead…

Ah! An unnamed source!

Reminds me of the cows in Chick-fil-A ads.

If the whipped cream doesn’t work you can try ivermectin, I hear good things about it.

The only thing faster than the speed of light is the speed of misinformation.

Attributed to Mark Twain: A lie is halfway around the world before the truth gets its shoes on.

Deplorables and Covid-19.

The one weird secret that vampires don’t want you to know!

Careful, he just wants to neck….

… or chocolate syrup. Sprinkles would be nice.

He’s really concentrating. After all, his life is at stake!

Whipped cream and bring a cherry

Fake news!

Ivermectin (sp?) anyone? Bleach?

Internet Truths.

I’m pretty sure vampires are lactose-intolerant.

I love me some whipped cream.