Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for October 20, 2021

Yay! The zombunnies are more interested in the so-called people than the mice! Now all they have to do is get to the window, somehow get it open and escape with Alice, all without being noticed by the bunnies or the people!

Licked to death by Zombunnies. Almost as scary as being licked by Chihuahuas.

Is “licked to death by zombunnies” an updated version of “pecked to death by ducks”?

Well, at least they are lick,lick,licken’ and not bite, bite, bitin! What a clever plan Natasha has devised…

Great shot, Violet! All those green bunny ears standing at attention make it look like a greenhouse full of Sansevieria—also known as Mother-in-Law’s Tongue!

With all those green bunny ears it looks like St. Patrick’s Day peeps.

I have to wonder about the why of this experiment. For what purpose did the humans create zombunnies?

All those ears in the third panel crack me up. Nothing remotely ominous about them.

Goal!!!

Yay! A hit on the first try. Now to escape without running foul of the Zombie bunnies!

Team Zombie Bunnies 100%. You go, you funky little lagomorphs.

This is so exciting!

Ooooh! Maybe they will procreate when “under the influence” and the transformation will be permanent in their offspring.

Look, hapless interns, the time to ask “why” was a long time ago. Also, if you’d given the bunnies bigger cages (they’re super crowded, scowl), maybe you’d be able to hide in there. But no. So nope.

Because everyone needs zombunny to love

Clearly the zombunnies are lickers, not biters, because this is a family strip. It’s not Swan Eaters!

I think someone needs a salt block.

Next question “Why were we so stupid?”

Horror of horrors, they will be licked to death.

Because THEY made them so strong, the Buns will bite them in the a##.

Can’t wait for the next strip.

D

Stupid scientists, why have just one button controlling all the cages??

GET THEM MY PRETTY BUNNIES!

OMC, that was good shooting!

Will the bunny slobber be contagious?

Yeah! Run fast now! It doesn’t get any greener!

Take the bunnies with you!!!!!!

Oh my gosh! Those poor bunnies have been poisoned…they have tasted Lab Tech Flesh!

Saruman wanted them alive, and unspoiled.

Do you know why the Zombunnies are so strong?

They were once Elven Bunnies, but tainted by the dark corruption of Saruman, they are now the Urakai ZomBunnies.

Natasha the white, shall set you free.

No actual bunnies have been harmed in the filming of this movie.

“THE ZOOMIES OF THE ZOMBUNNIES (The rage that came out da cage, the bite in da nite, the slap in da lab)” – right NOW in YOUR area! OUCHIE!

“Run, Toto, run!”

—oops, wrong movie.

“Run, Violet and Natasha, run!”

A timely coincidence….Far Side today has a cartoon about Zoombies.

Cyndi Lauper: Girls Just Want to Have Fun

Chasing zombies until the morning light

I wonder if this is what I want to do with my life

No overtime to get the job done

And now, the mice are on the run

Oh now, the mice are on the run!

…….

Making super strong bunnies in the middle of the night

Isn’t what I signed up to do with my life,

How will this create a better world, huh?

And now, the mice are on the run

Oh now, the mice are on the run!

…….

That’s all they really want

To run

My working day is never done

I’d like to go and have fun,

I’d like to go and have fun!

…….

The cages opened when a green pill was hurled

And the mice are headed out in the world,

I want to be the one to walk in the sun

And now, the mice are on the run

Oh now, the mice are on the run!

…….

That’s all they really want

To run

My working day is never done

I’d like to go and have fun,

I’d like to go and have fun!

…….

The mice wanna,

The mice wanna,

My working day is never done,

I’d like to go and have fun,

I’d like to go and have fun!

It’s like “Willard,” but it’s cute.

Science Dudette/Dude – it might be time to reevaluate how much you want a career in science.

Listen to Ian Malcolm – “Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”

— Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

Go, bunnies!! Go, go, go, Natasha and Violet!!!

::lick, licK, liCK, LICK, LICK::

Someone told me it’s all happening with a coup

I do believe it, I do believe it’s true

It’s a wild and tumble journey

From cage to sill in the dark

Just a fine and fancy gambit for these two

Bunnies making a full-blown fuss

Techs may put evil trials on hold

And the animals will love it if they do

Something tells me it’s all happening – what a coup!

I do believe it, I do believe it’s true

The mice thrive on trickery

Their acting, insincere

And Grimtech’s people are evil and they’re dumb

The mice were skeptical of big pills in their cages

But they found a non-prescribed use for one

For cruel labs, this saga’s cautionary

Brave wild mouse on a mission scary

They all plot in secrecy

And bunnies turn green frequently

What a trip, you got to come and see

The end to a “year of straight-up poop!” *

(Simon & Garfunkel – At the Zoo)

immortal words of G. Dunn

Because they could

Consider it karma, scientists.

Why? Because you reap what you sow!

Those researchers will have just enough time to record an audio or video log before the bunnies overwhelm them! At least, that’s what seems to happen in every survival-horror game I’ve played.

Of course the lab is designed so pressing one button opens all the cages, because of course it is.

Hypothesis formed and tested negative in mere seconds. The Scientific Method in action!

True story: Long ago, my wife owned a horse that boarded at a stable with other horses. One clever and very naughty horse there figured out how to open the latches on the stall doors. At night, he would let himself out, and then let all the other horses out of their stalls.

Why are the interns there at midnight? I thought the escape was set for then because no one would be around at that time.

All I can think of is Wang Chung singing, “Zombie bunnies run free tonight. EVERYBODY, Around the nation, around the world, zombie bunnies run free tonight…” It started yesterday and hasn’t stopped.

Maybe you lab coat guys can conduct a scientific experiment to find out where y’all’s brains went in the first place. But given your track record with science, you, specifically, probably can’t.

I’ve been pondering how well you could steer a zombbit. Maybe pull on the ears to steer it? They could ride one to freedom!

Licked to death by green bunnies! Where can I get a green bunny costume for Hallowe’en?

Green light! …er, “fight”, I suppose.

If I can find a Green Bunny, I will have two holidays taken care of at once…St. Pats and Easter. Although, to be honest, in my halcyon youth, I can attest to seeing pink elephants on St. Pats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcZUPDMXzJ8

“WHY DID WE HAVE TO GET BUNNIES FROM WATERSHIP DOWN AND MAKE THEM INTO WEREZOMBIE RABBITS!!!!”

“Well, the boss said he thought these weren’t the evil ones.”

OT: me abd Bacon Bit

The bunnies are licking. Sound the alarm!

RUN AWAY!!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!

♪ …and the mice in the back said “Everyone attack!” and it turned into a zombun blitz!… ♪

Second panel is how I feel about this storyline.

The Zombunnies will overrun Quinn Farms and that’ll majorly annoy a particular senior cat. This won’t be good for the bunnies of green. They might be swept away to Queen Mags’ territory, and what would she do with a nibble of rabbits?

If you have to go, being licked by a bunch of bunnies wouldn’t be too bad.

What has Science done?!?!

You’re nobody until zombunny loves you …

Hop for your lives, zombunnies!

: And…they’re off! The zombunnies run interference, and it’s Natasha & Violet, across the lab! Two bounces in their hospital gowns! Heading down the straightaway, it’s Natasha & Violet, speeding right for the window! The Lab Techs are still in the middle of a crush…and it’s Natasha & Violet, down the final stretch….