Garfield by Jim Davis for November 07, 2021

Define “Longer”.

How old is Garfield (in cat years)

Coffee has blown Garfield’s mind.

Well, at least Garfield got Purrcolated.

How true is that!

I have my coffee before going to bed.

Works every time

Coffee never did anything for me so I switched from caffeinated to decaf. Suits me fine.

I need at least 2 these days……

Oh, I dunno. A couple of cups of Green Mountain’s Brown Sugar Crumble and I’m good to go on the spot.

Well I Googled it and here’s the answer:In the December 23, 1980, strip, Jon states that he is thirty years old (nominally meaning he should presently be in his sixties, although he has not aged physically). His birthday is July 28. Jon loves (or occasionally hates) Garfield and all cats.

Coffee can be a REAL KICKER, to perk you up, BUT, it can also make you so irritable, after drinking too much coffee.

brain startup finished

Jumper cables are faster.

Ain’t it the truth!

Grumpy cat

Hence the beauty of drinking even more coffee in the morning until it kicks in. Another benefit to getting older along with being able to say “Get Off My Lawn” to annoying man-bun wearing twit millennial hipsters as a default phrase covering all occasions and topics.

I must really be old because caffeine doesn’t affect me?

I guess that explains why it doesn’t always work when I drink my coffee.

Out of curiosity, since Arabica coffee seems to be the standard, this morning I tried Robusta, which supposedly has about twice the caffeine. Made it in a Moka Pot. Can’t say that I noticed any more kick to it

Daylight saving time ended today, and I can’t figure out what time to have that cup of caffeine. So not getting out of bed.

Takeoff in 30…29…28…

Like waiting for the car engine to warm up

I don’t drink coffee, because I’ve never liked the taste of it.

Perhaps you should’ve stated the “longer it takes to make it to the coffee shop”

and the older we get, the quicker the coffee passes through your system and you’re off to the bathroom.

Maybe he built up a resistance to caffeine.

Coffee helps me maintain my ‘never killed anyone streak.

Perhaps.

middle schoolers (like me) need no caffeine

Brewed crack