Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 18, 2021

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    C  over 2 years ago

    Halloween candy does come in pretty quiet bags. They certainly don’t go krinkle in real life.

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    momofalex7  over 2 years ago

    Candy packages only make noise if you’re trying to hide eating it or if you’re in the theater.

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    GROG Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Na, they make ’em louder just for people like you.

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    cubswin2016  over 2 years ago

    It is time to put an alarm on the refrigerator.

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    Georgette Washington Bunny  over 2 years ago

    That’s what scissors are for, Ralph.

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    jagedlo  over 2 years ago

    The candy bag was quiet…it was you making all that noise trying to open it that woke her up!

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    Barnabus Blackoak  over 2 years ago

    use scissors !

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    2Goldfish  over 2 years ago

    When will Ralph develop Diabetes?

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    raybarb44  over 2 years ago

    You would think indeed……

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    donwestonmysteries  over 2 years ago

    Use scissors. Silent but yummy.

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    cuzinron47  over 2 years ago

    She buys the ones with the alarm systems.

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  over 2 years ago

    If he wasn’t such a gluttonous pig, this wouldn’t be an issue.

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