Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for October 16, 2021

Mom is going to be the only 28 year old woman with snow white hair. And a twitch in her left eye.

Seagull has reverted to his primitive, ancestral dinosaur form!

Sterling was born with Product Data Sheets.

I hope she has a fire extinguisher on hand.

Again, how do these people sleep knowing Sterling is in the house?

Careful what you wish for, Mom. Remember, if you can’t stand the heat…

The dress code for the man cave is underpants.

I cannot for the life of me make out what is hanging on the hook above the laundry hamper. I magnified it 500x, it still looks vaguely like a bird.

Mom will be sleeping on the boat tonight.

All of Sterling’s crayons are red..

Ah, Sterling needs watching.

Sometimes devious though…..

Well…I’m sure she’s still going to be glad she started listening in when she did at least.

Perhaps Wallace knows that she’s there, listening.

Things a mother doesn’t not want to hear.

And just think what we can do with Dad’s arc welder!

I’ve said it before . . . That boy just ain’t right.

I was disappointed not to see the gull, then I realized it made a cameo on the X-ing sign on the door.

C’mon, Mrs. M., what did you expect?