Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for October 05, 2021

Flawed premise. So easy to satirize.

And remember what P.T. Barnum said.

Every time I see a MAGA cap, I think to myself: “Cha-Ching!”

How about fake buffalo head hats?

“They may be Pink, but their money’s still green!” – J.R. “Bob” Dobbs

Timely advice: If you don’t want to be the butt of laughter, don’t tell others your silly ideas.

Come on, man…you know, the thing…feel my blonde hairy legs…dog faced pony soldier…exceedingly successful Afghan retreat…leaving behind Americans but evacuating 1000s of unvetted Afghans and $80 billion of U.S. military hardware for the enemy…opening the borders for anyone and everyone with no vetting…forced vaccinations or lose your job (except Congress and the USPS)…how’s about them unemployment claims…just throw some more money (bribes) at the addled masses…oh, and walk away from the pressers without taking questions…the college football crowds have the right slogan going….

Come drink my elixir, snake oil, tonic to cure all your ills, says hucksters without a degree in science or medicine. The non vaccinated that are dying are leaving their heirs with million dollar medical bills—no inheritance.