I no longer have my deadly hand-forged sword. But emasculating wands and gelding knives are a dime a dozen (actually two for the price of one, but that sounds like a feeble pun).
Singing castrati are rare nowadays, but once were more in demand and accordingly in supply. Eunuchs, too, but I stray….
Ray*C over 2 years ago
A few HOURS each day?!!?? Oh, you said “emasculating”. Never mind.
Bill Thompson over 2 years ago
Compared to a sword, that wand could make the most unkindest cuts of all.
Howard'sMyHero over 2 years ago
Hate when that happens …!
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 2 years ago
WANDA
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 2 years ago
Proof that reality is malleable and magic is real, and he’s bummed out by it.
Chris Sherlock over 2 years ago
“That’s a pain that’s gonna linger, no question.”—Ed Grimley
Radish the wordsmith over 2 years ago
Not-so-great moments in phallic portraiture.
Frogbert asks if he can do it till he needs glasses.
Looks like the magic has gone out of his life.
I surrender dear.
Radish the wordsmith over 2 years ago
She said she missed me, and then she started to reload…
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 2 years ago
Maybe you could spend that time beating your biscuits?
Radish the wordsmith over 2 years ago
Is that a young Harry Palmer?
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
I no longer have my deadly hand-forged sword. But emasculating wands and gelding knives are a dime a dozen (actually two for the price of one, but that sounds like a feeble pun).
Singing castrati are rare nowadays, but once were more in demand and accordingly in supply. Eunuchs, too, but I stray….
El-Kabong over 2 years ago
The words to the wise: I’ve a deadly sword.