The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 08, 2021

When I was a teen my dad was in a car accident. He had a scar with stitches on his forehead like that. He glued two radio knobs to his neck and went around scaring neighborhood kids. No one was scared; they all thought it was hilarious.

This is hilarious! Still laughing.

Bird brained?

MEEEOOOWW! URGH! Frankenstein’s cat, ya think? No, no. Just hit my toe at the bedside table

Hey. Free the bird. You know how you feel to be caged. Free the bird.

Yackety yak, don’t talk back!

Feather brain, but who’s brain?

Let’s hear Polly sing Puttin On The Ritz.

Translation- Frankie “fire bad!” bird ”yes indeed!”

Scott Hilburn: You come up with the BEST puns!

From the Island of Dr. Moreau

This one laid an egg.