Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 24, 2021

The eggplant emoticon can represent a human organ, Dirk

That’s inconceivable!

Send him a wink emoji so he knows you understood him.

Pam to Brewster: “I don’t think that emoji means the same to you as what it means to Dirk Raider.”

But do you know?

Attempts at cross-cultural communication are always a crap-shoot.

Is there a spleen emoji?

And so came the song ‘Sweet Emoji’.

“I’ll send this human organ with blood dripping from it!”

❣️

“He likes me, he really likes me!”

I always thought Dirk had a thing for Brewster.

Send him back a kiss emoji. (as in kiss my a)

Whatever emoji Dirk would have sent, Brewster would have misunderstood it. Let’s face neither Dirk or Brewster are playing with a full deck.

Always send a capital F before that emoji

Give it to Ensign Kenny he always losing his.