Herman by Jim Unger for October 07, 2021

Kill dirt!

While he was taking care of his chores.

Or his bottle of Viagra?

go to a vet, not the pet shop

Go to a tire shop, and inflate the snake. The broomstick will fall right out.

Spiffy snakeskin handle

“I’ve got something for constipation. It should pass.”

The mother of all colonoscopies.

Leave it alone and just call it a “Moses” staff.

My condolences

Sprinkle a little pepper on its tongue. One good sneeze should do it.

People pay big money for those diamond willow walking sticks!

"Well, he’s…he’s, ah…probably pine-ing for the fjords.

it’ll all come out in the end

No one said he was smart……

Pore thang!!

Sell it as a snake skin covered walking stick. Big buck$!

A crooked snake gone straight…