Close to Home by John McPherson for October 24, 2021

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    momofalex7  over 2 years ago

    No wonder the kid is crying; his pants are on backwards.

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    ronaldspence  over 2 years ago

    As per the dropped ice cream cone! Time for cement floors and a hose!

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    whahoppened  over 2 years ago

    Same idea for conference rooms.

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    stillfickled Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Look out Bleeb! You’re gonna get rolled over!

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    C  over 2 years ago

    Or you could simply forgo the rug rats

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    These “stains” are pretty evenly spaced.

    Any real stain would not blend in quite so well.

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Ew ew ew

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    jbduncan  over 2 years ago

    Might work well at a fraternity house.

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    Dobie  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Insert:(Dobie’s “on vacation” comments)

    “Is it bajillion or bazillion? I never get that number right! When I was in school, I thought: Man, when am I ever gonna use this! Now, I wish I’d studied harder!”

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    Amra Leo  over 2 years ago

    What the gorram hell is that next to the kid? Did Argor get squished or something?

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    scpandich  over 2 years ago

    That’s why Bleeb missed yesterday: he was working hard to make these rugs.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Brilliant! I’ll take 100 square feet. Deliver it to the Missouri Governors office.

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    cactusbob333  over 2 years ago

    Shouldn’t there be some sham poo stains on that carpet?

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    davanden  over 2 years ago

    Just like distressed finishes.

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    Perkycat  over 2 years ago

    Bleeb should be over by the kid, lapping up some of that ice cream.

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    raybarb44  over 2 years ago

    There IS some potential there……

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    paranormal  over 2 years ago

    We had a countertop in the break room where I worked. It was gray with little brown and black splotches. Coffee spills blended right in!

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Please tell me you don’t have one for people with a drinking problem…

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    cuzinron47  over 2 years ago

    A rugrat starter carpet.

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    Leojim  over 2 years ago

    Bleebs on a roll today!

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    andersjg Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Never buy carpet lighter in color than cat puke.

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    Buckeye67  over 2 years ago

    Even Bleeb seems to blend in pretty well with that carpeting.

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    MCProfessor  over 2 years ago

    Our first rug was a brown, green, yellow, orange and tan floral pattern. It made it through three kids.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 2 years ago

    Hardwood floors, I will never voluntarily have wall to wall carpet again.

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    geese28  over 2 years ago

    Umm what type of stains?

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