Policia are looking for the colored lip prints at the Museum of Demented Art. Every bust was violated with the perps lip prints. An award is being offered for the arrest and conviction of the smoochy bandito, who entered via an underground tunnel, but dropped his tube of Bougainvillea Pink lipstick! That is being held as evidence.This is a continuing story…
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 2 years ago
Auto Insurance POLICY, defending Grand Theft Auto. Whatever happened to hanging the man for Grand THEFT HORSE?
Randy B Premium Member over 2 years ago
That part of the Penal Code of California was placed into California Education Code section 19910.
https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/codes_displaySection.xhtml?lawCode=EDC§ionNum=19910.
Penal Code of California section 623 now deals with caves.
https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/codes_displaySection.xhtml?lawCode=PEN§ionNum=623
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 2 years ago
De Facing Title: wearing as mask, 2020 a.d..
Now Tonto wear mask and can drink in White Man Saloon.
3hourtour Premium Member over 2 years ago
…I am a book…
…any book,really…
…and I am dog-eared…
…literally and figuratively torn…
…highlighted…
…underlined…
…with notes in the margins…
…I am a good book…
…studied…
… comprehended…
…enjoyed…
…I am another book…
…kissed…
…valued …
…bookmarked…
…kept in pristine care…
…read with care…
…loved…
…I am yet another book…
…left on a bookshelf…
…dusted…
…never picked up…
…never read…
…I and still another book…
…bought at Dollar Tree and enjoyed…
…and finally…
…I am a book that is banned- burned…
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 2 years ago
Seems it is a law that shouldn’t be needed. Until you remember people are involved.
The Old Wolf over 2 years ago
Der Handschuh. Das Stachelschwein. Das Stinktier.
Mighty Phavahg over 2 years ago
Heh. You said “penal.” Heh.
coltish1 over 2 years ago
Proving malice is always the hard part. Too bad that nowadays it always seems to be just assumed.
gigagrouch over 2 years ago
Und der Haifisch, der hat Zähne,
Und die trägt er im Gesicht…
Howard'sMyHero over 2 years ago
die Überwachung Essiggurke …!
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Policia are looking for the colored lip prints at the Museum of Demented Art. Every bust was violated with the perps lip prints. An award is being offered for the arrest and conviction of the smoochy bandito, who entered via an underground tunnel, but dropped his tube of Bougainvillea Pink lipstick! That is being held as evidence.This is a continuing story…
Radish the wordsmith over 2 years ago
So you can deface any famous picture and get less than 6 months in jail.
But, ‘Do not remove this mattress tag under penalty of law.’
6turtle9 over 2 years ago
Two lips to kiss. Two lips to tear. Two lips to sweet talk. Two lips to tongue lash. Two lips to apologize. Does anybody say they are sorry anymore?
willie_mctell over 2 years ago
You betcha. I’m a native Californian, lifelong resident.
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
So, how did today’s Little German Lesson get caught up in California misdemeanors?
And, hey, while we’re at it,—only misdemeanors?!
Off with their heads! (I would be if so appointed what is commonly referred to as “a hanging judge”….)
charles9156 over 2 years ago
cut-and-paste-DOT-com