Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 28, 2021

Or maybe pachydermatitis.

And for this he went to medical school. (Better check that diploma.)

Pachydermaphobia…..

I can’t find too many references, but elephants don’t seem to be able to catch elephantiasis. They can get tuberculosis though. Lots of references to that.

More like “You are an elephant. I am a doctor for humans.”

… and … “How did you get in here, anyway?”

he’s no dumbo…

It’s elephant! It is!

About the elephant in the room syndrome ….

My understanding is that it’s a symptom of a certain STD.

You can’t ignore the elephant in the room, eh?

You spelled it wrong.

I’m giving you a pack of dermatitis medicine.

But, but, the real word is elephantiasis.

The elephant seems to be missing his ivory. We may need to send him to a specialist in Tuscaloosa.

Maybe he’s constipated

Irritation of the elephant?!!!

John Bender described a case of elephantiasis in The Breakfast Club that sounded very uncomfortable