Tiny Sepuku by Ken Cursoe for September 13, 2021

Just dumb. Don’t like the rules? Don’t buy a ticket. The drive to Hawaii should be interesting.

I’ll take the knockout gas airline.

If you crash, you’ll never know it.

Consider using Aperture Science’s Handheld Portal Device™—you even get free cake when you arrive!*

*the cake is a lie.

This was supposed to be the future! Where’s my jetpack??