Strange Brew by John Deering for September 20, 2021

Noman did it!

Is that a Honda Odyssey?

I just couldn’t figure out how far away he was.

I thought it was Nobody who did it.

He should have kept an eye out for trouble!

I thought he could see the future.

A classic excuse.

Probably in a hurry to get home.

I hear he’s a wanderer.

Replace Odysseus with Honda Motorcycle and that just happened to me. I was stopped, looked both ways and STILL never saw him. First accident in 20 years. Pain the butt!

If he’s already met Odysseus, then he’s got nothing but blind spots.

It’s not all that bad…(are you ready for this?) Beats a poke in the eye with a sharp stick!

He’s kind of big to be driving a compact anyway.

His eye sure is red. I’d check to see if he’s on the drugs.

Odysseus created that blind spot.

So says 18th President Odysseus S. Grant.

Policeman. “Let me see your license, registration and proof of insurance.

Says here your name is Cy Klops. Is that correct?"

Bad bad joke .