Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 23, 2021

“…She seemed like a nice enough dame who was just in over her head…”

“But she spoke in a stilted manner…”

She was a high society Dame. I really looked up to her.

The Continental Op never had cases involving stilt walkers!

She should have worn leggings.

There was a tall blonde looking in my window. I know she was tall because my office is on the third floor.

ya gotta stop leavin’ the door open, all the nice things ya got in here…

Sam Spade private eye or in this case blind eye!

Wood you like to come in?

A little too high-brow for my tastes, but still lookin’ good from where I was sitting…

She was going to get on her high horse but it was a poor troy.

Legs that kept going up and up until they made an ass of themselves.

Did Calvin train this guy?

A reject from Naked City.

The stuff dreams are made of.

How do you run in those things!?

She handed me the evidence over the transom…

I could tell she was head and shoulders above the rest…

She really misunderstood when she was told that the private eye liked women wearing stilettos.

Her legs were on stilts, my eyes were on stalks.