Cornered by Mike Baldwin for October 27, 2021

Not Ethel “Merman”.

Maybe not, but I’m sure she found him easily baited.

She just left him to flounder through life.

The shrink has heard this fishy tale before.

He’ll have to scale it back eventually.

A fishy tail….

If I had been battered, I wouldn’t be here. I would have been eaten up.

Maybe you weren’t watered physically, but emotionally you do seem to have been.

He had a tough roe to hoe right from birth.

It sounds like he has bigger fish to fry

Holy Mackerel……I have an ex-wife just like that!

I’d like to try mermaid, just for the halibut.

A mer-man….never was hooked…

She knew she’d be cod in the act.

I leaned so far over my laugh threshhold that I almost fell off.

But she did keep a bottle of Malt Vinegar sitting in a prominent place to keep me in line…

It appears he could have been well breaded.

Now Dad on the other hand tried to filet me on occasions.

Don’t let Long John catch him.

“Sorry, Charlie” (Starkist commercial )

Offspring of the sea men

Boo! :D