Pluggers by Rick McKee for September 21, 2021

Riiiiiight

Lose weight? You gots to be kidding me. It unBearable to lose weight.

Because you keep eating ;-)

It accomplishes nothing, but he wants to pretend he actually succeeded. Huh.

We had a company sponsored fitness tracker program that awarded points per day when you reached the step goal. When the point goal was reached, a cash reward was given. A lady I worked with put the step counter on her shoe and sat at her desk tapping her foot all day.

Anyone able to get into Comics Kingdom yet.

Do you know how to keep a Plugger quiet – tie his hands behind his back.

Want bonus points? Paint shaker at Home Depot.

Your day is coming.

Thanks for the tip, my doctor will be impressed by my lack of senility.

Unlike the rest of his body, his tracker has found its ideal weight.

I used to take 250 steps per hour by walking down the hallway at work or at my condo. When the pandemic started, I felt frustrated… didn’t want to get or give unnecessary exposure, so I would sit and bounce my wrist 250 or so times. I finally disabled this feature (counting 250 steps per hour), and I don’t feel the need to cheat.

My employer had a weight-loss program to help him with his, and I won a digital travel alarm, back when that was a new thing, by eating six bananas before weigh-in and fasting the day before final weight check. Average was still average. Still am. The alarm had “I won because I lost” on it.